Thursday, 3 October 2013

DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?

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Car theft is too much of a common occurrence. Just along the road where I live, almost every home has gone through the agony of losing a car if they are lucky – three if they are not. At a global level, car theft is more or less on the rise, especially in developing countries in South America, South East Asia, and so on. We can easily play the blame game here, but whether we like it or not, we should all first take the necessary precautions for your ride. Here are some nifty tricks that would help add security to your car, or act as a deterrent to burglars:

Window Etching
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This refers to you getting all your car windows engraved with your number plate. It does not add security per se, but it will definitely make car thieves think twice about nicking your car, as to resell them off, they’d have to get all the windows of the car replaced first. However, this won’t really be much of a deterrent if they are after your car for its spare parts.(image via teknik-segala.com)

Security Tint
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Security tints are a layer of durable plastic that is expertly stuck on to the inside of your windows like a regular tint, except that it is extremely tough to get through should someone try to break your window to rob you of your bag or to carjack you. A powerful security deterrent especially when you’re on the road with traffic, the security tint can be still overcome depending on the time factor, as anyone with a glass cutting tool can make the cut at the border of the window frame, where the security tint is the weakest or even non-existent, and push the whole glass through. So just make sure when your car is parked, there are no visible treasures that may tempt someone to do so. (image via christopherteh.com)

Kill Switches
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This is my personal favourite pick, not because I feel like Bond everytime I say it, but because it takes brains (somewhat) to solve. Kill Switches involves fitting a switch that is connected to the car ignition, with the switch part hidden somewhere, anywhere around the car. To start the car, you’d need to first flip the switch on before using your key. And that’s not even the fun part: you can place dummy switches to send the thief on a wild goose chase, or even use a double switch, where two of these switches have to be turned on before starting the car. The downside is, the workshop that’s fitting your kill switches will be one party who’ll know your secret – unless you you fit two kill switches at two different workshops. Ha! (image via mudbuddy.com)

Steering Lock
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You’d need to invest in some good steering locks if you’re serious about using them as a deterrent. The free ‘steering lock’ that came with my car three years back was so flimsy, it looked like one of those cheap noise-making devices that came from a kid’s party pack. I ended up keeping it in my passenger seat as a weapon instead (out of pity). But, there are more effective locks out there that are made out of tough stuff, and sometimes covering the entire steering wheel. Of course, you’d have to fork out more moolah for these versions, but hey, better than buying a whole new car eh? (image via dtdirl.com)


Tracking systems
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A tracking system would help you find your car through GPS and GSM trackers once you realize that it has been stolen. It is a service provided by car security companies, and some even go to the extent of having choppers roam the area where your car was last seen in hopes of spotting it. I’m guessing that this part of the service would probably also chop your bank balance down to half, but still, the dedication and passion invested in finding your car is impressive. It also means that you’ll probably have to sacrifice your privilege of privacy to the company, but unless you’re high profile, you probably wouldn’t be bothered by it. (image via automobile-theft.com)

Smart Water
Now, this is a…well…smart way of marking car burglars that has been used by the Brent Police Department. It involves hooking up your car so that if entry into it is forced, it will spray out a colourless liquid of shame that is impossible to wash out for weeks. When shone with UV light, this colourless liquid will shine bright green as though Fido Dido violently sneezed all over the burglar, allowing police to identify and bring in the suspect for investigation.
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Of course, this chemical works on the assumption that there is a proper working police force in place, and one that knows how to play Cluedo at that – a steep inference for some under developed nations. Maybe something that would make the burglar glow in the dark instead?

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NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THESE

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You may be able to afford to buy an array of specialised tools for every possible situation, but there will come a time when you will need to pack light. Thankfully, a fair amount of creativity, thought, and wise investments can turn some of the simplest everyday products can into extremely useful multi-purpose tools that can not only save precious time, but can also be used to save lives! Here’s a nifty selection of everyday products that you could arm yourself to the teeth with.
1. Bandanna
You’re not Rambo. And will probably never be. But you can wear a badass bandanna too! Seriously though, aside from making you look like a totally un-Rambo-like hippie, this humble piece of fabric can be used as a towel, blindfold, lens cleaner, ninja mask, air filter, eye mask, hair tie, scarf, water-soaked cooling device, a sling for a sprained or broken arm, a gag, Molotov cocktail fuse, a murder weapon and even a thong!
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2. Duct Tape
Known for being able to secure anything from benches to bombs, you’d be a fool to leave out this wonder tool. Personally, duct tape has given me temporary yet extremely effective solutions to patching leaks, securing parts in countless DIY projects, and executing painful pranks involving hair removal. Keep a roll or two at home, in your car and at work at all times.
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3. Wet Wipes & Hand Sanitisers
If you were a germ or bacteria, the encounter with these hygiene products would be like napalm, hellfire missiles and 50mm rounds raining down onto your rustic tropical village. If you don’t do it already, it would be good to regularly sanitise door knobs, the inside and outside of your car, electronic devices (common sense applied), table tops, public taps and toilet seats, and even your own hands before using them; basically anything that may harbour germs, bacteria, dirt, oil, and all sorts of icky stuff.
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You should clean your hands frequently, especially if you are a serial killer.
4. Contraceptives
Sex and romance, like the weather, can be very unpredictable; you’ll never know when it would rain cats in heat and dogs in style. Like an umbrella, contraceptives close should always be kept within convenient reach. In this case, condoms would be a great start, but you can go the extra mile by getting contraceptives. Because even if you didn’t have your fun in a remote location where contraceptives are hard to come by, you’d want to avoid the hassle and potential embarrassment of scrambling to get some when you need it them most. Whatever you do, don’t ever overestimate your ability to resist sexual temptation.
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5. Common Sense
More often than not, the term ‘common sense’ is an oxymoron. And though we sometimes neglect this vital mental ability out of stress or carelessness, many of us often tend to display a surprising lack of which. And while this point mainly serves as a personal note to myself, please remember to apply common sense to everything that you do for it can save you a great deal of grief.
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Don’t be jealous! I know I am…

A ROYAL TWIST

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Widely known as the quintessential British brand, it is no surprise that everything produced under the Ted Baker name has his personality woven into its very heart. This season, turn back time with Victorian-inspired pieces with a touch of class! Let your imagination run and you will never want to leave the wonderland of charming jewellery that are incredibly fun to wear.
Whether your style is avant-garde, traditional or in between, you can always add a statement making hint of vintage to your favourite outfits with this lovely collection. Crafted on the fanciful rose-gold pendant, is a handsome French bulldog silhouette that stands out against a lilac background. No matter your style profile, you can pair these pieces with v-neck tops or dainty Peter Pan collars, thanks to the long matching golden necklace. Available in necklace, ring and earring versions.
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What you see is what you get. Every update, comment, like, and tweet looks all the sweeter when you have these classic rings on your fingers! Plated in metallic silver and undeniably cute, these shiny little rocking horse and tiara will add an enchanted and nostalgic air to any modern-day ensemble.
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As a little girl, it was always common to find yourself sporting big bows within your curls. Now that you have grown up to be a true fashionista, you can still take inspiration from your childhood and don this dazzling number! Be ready to lose yourself in delightful memories every time you catch a glimpse of that chic pave bow with the TB insignia on the gold centre. This sparkling accessory is available in midnight black, candy red and translucent indigo purple.
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TED BAKER Jewellery is available at:
. Isetan–Garden | KLCC
. Parkson–KLCC | Pavilion
. Robinsons Garden

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MAKE EVERY DROP COUNT – FUEL EFFICIENCY TIPS

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Gas prices keep going up, and while automobiles today may be far more economical and leave less of a carbon footprint, it is still possible to keep emissions and usage to a bare minimum on our part – with just a little extra effort. Here are some tips to help you get more bang for your buck.
Have your tires properly inflatedIn case you didn’t know, unevenly inflated tires will cause more strain on the engine and in turn burn more fuel. Always check to ensure all your tires are at the optimal pressure, as opposed to just checking individual ones that look a tad flat.
Brake LessBraking unnecessarily causes you to put more strain on the engine, and doing so only when really necessarily can save you up to 30% more fuel.
When to kill the engineIf you’re idling for less than 5 minutes, don’t bother turning off the engine. However, if you’re going to exceed 10 minutes, turn off the engine.
Start & GoWhile it might be believed that leaving the car running for a while after starting might be a good practice, but it is not necessary for modern cars and is a waste of gas. Start up your engine, and get going right away.

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Wednesday, 2 October 2013

I QUIT! – 7 MOST EPIC RESIGNATION MOVES

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Some of us hate our jobs, others completely despise it. When it comes to that moment where we decide to submit a resignation, we tend to dramatize it in our head and then chicken out in reality so that we don’t completely burn bridges. Not this woman though. Having had enough of her bosses unrealistic demands, she composed this simple but cute video, telling her boss (and the world) that she quit.

The video gained over 7 million views in the matter of four days (move over, Psy). However, she wasn’t the only one to pull a bold move like this. Here are some other epic and sometimes hilarious resignations that were pulled off.

WRITE IT ON YOUR CHEST
With a dramatic entrance, this guy steps up in the company cafeteria to make the grand announcement.


SAY IT OVER THE PA
Air stewards get a tough deal sometimes, having to deal with rude passengers for up to 14 hours at a time. So it was pretty understandable when this guy went slightly berserk after a passenger told him to “F*** off” for telling her to be seated and not take her bags out before the aircraft has come to a complete stop was landing.
He then went over to the tannoy and yelled at her “To the motherf***** who just told me to f*** off, f*** you. I’ve been in this business 20 years. And that’s it, I’m done.” Then, he proceeded to grab a can of beer from the kitchen, deploy the emergency exit chute, and slide down calmly before walking to his parked jeep and heading home….
…where he was later arrested. But still, epic!


WRITE IT IN A GAME
If you have the skills, you could always write your own Super Mario game like this guy go all in-your-face with your message. Go ahead, play it for yourself here .
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SAY IT IN THE VATICAN
How many people can say they quit from being the Pope? Um… like no one in the last 600 years, maybe? Pope Benedict the XVI ruffled many a feather with his announcement that went something like:
“After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry.
I am well aware that this ministry, due to its essential spiritual nature, must be carried out not only with words and deeds, but no less with prayer and suffering.”
Or in other words…
Pope-Benedict-XVI_6F*** this shit, I’m done!”
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CONFESS THAT YOU WERE FIRED
In a hilarious and blatantly honest stint by Groupon ex CEO, Andrew Mason, sent out an email to all his employees that read:
“After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I’ve decided that I’d like to spend more time with my family.
Just kidding – I was fired today. If you’re wondering why… you haven’t been paying attention.”


HACK YOUR MAC, LEAVE A MESSAGE
This was found on a computer that was left behind by an angry employee.
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DO IT OVER THE BAR
With a couple of backup dancers and with “Ice ice baby” playing in the background.


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MOVING FORTH – LAND ROVER’S LEGACY LIVES ON

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After half a century of technological advancement since the first Land Rover, the Series 1, rolled out of the factory, Land Rovers of old from the Series I onwards can still be found in operation today. It would be safe to say that each Land Rover carries with it a legacy of innovation, ingenuity, quality, and an originality that is unique to the marque.
They are hardy, standing the test of time. In 1992, Land Rover made the bold claim that 70% of all the vehicles built by them were still in use at that time. Naturally, Land Rover’s presence and involvement in historic and significant events over the past century has given the brand its iconic status. Enthusiasts have had much to look forward to as these trusty steeds continuously evolve to meet the needs of sophisticated adventurers the world over.
Fast forward to 2013, and one can instantly recognize the Land Rover marque thanks to their distinct silhouettes. With the latest offerings staying true to the principles of excellence in engineering and delivering unmatched quality, Land Rover vehicles have made their way into the lives of those who are discerning and have a penchant for adventure. And, if history is any guide, the journey has only just begun for Land Rover’s advances in technology and design. The brand continues to churn our definitive winners yearly, with the most recent models being the Evoque, the All – New Range Rover and the latest version of the Range Rover Sport.
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The Land Rover Series 1 is one of the most fitting testaments to the automotive ingenuity of the 50s. Adding to this legacy, this was also the vehicle that has become intertwined with Malaysia’s history.
“How so?” you may ask. To the uninitiated, it was in none other than a Series 1 that the late Tunku Abdul Rahman rode around Stadium Merdeka in 1957, as a brand new Malaysia celebrated her independence. And, just as the declaration of independence heralded a new era of wealth and prosperity, the Series 1 would lay the foundation for what the Land Rover brand has become today – a leader in all-terrain vehicle technology. The greatest testimony to the legacy of the Defender is that it still powers on today, not much changed, but still desired by many.
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The base for the Defender harks back to the very beginnings of the Land Rover brand as the first Series 1 hit the road (and gravel) in 1948. Since their arrival in Malaysia, the Land Rover Defender models have proven immensely popular among the farming community thanks to their remarkable off-road capabilities and durability. Today, the latest Defenders are equally sought after as both a lifestyle and utility vehicle.
Renowned as one of the toughest and most reliable vehicles offered by Land Rover, the Defender is as much a highly functional automobile as it is a lifestyle vehicle. The Land Rover pioneered the Command Driving Position which has become a staple in Land Rover vehicles. You can count on it to deliver superb control, visibility and safety.
Currently, only the Double Cab version of the Land Rover Defender is available in Malaysia. It comes with a host of original accessories to add to the thrill of your adventures.
Discovery 4
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Delivering Land Rover’s trademark exceptional driving experience – on and off-road, the Discovery 4 comfortably seats up to seven, making it ideal for large families and those off road adventures with your mates. While presented with a comfortable, lush interior with the latest connectivity options, the Discovery 4 is the definitive vehicle for those that love to explore the outdoors without sacrificing their creature comforts. An added plus is the Stadium Seating feature which grants all occupants panoramic views of the vehicle’s surroundings. In addition, foldable rear seats and a versatile load-space allow you to configure the vehicle for all occasions.
To provide for seamless driving through a multitude of terrain conditions including grass, gravel, snow, mud, ruts, sand and snow, the Discovery 4 boasts exceptional ground clearance. It is also equipped with Land Rover’s legendary Terrain Response System which is coupled with minimal front and rear overhangs provides for enhanced maneuverability. Meanwhile, in order to help ensure optimal fuel consumption, the latest E-Terrain Technology has been incorporated to greatly reduce fuel consumption and CO2 emissions.
Thanks to its impeccable design and performance, the Land Rover Discovery has garnered over 200 accolades for both the Discovery 3 and Discovery 4 models.
Freelander 2
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The design language of the Land Rover Freelander 2 communicates refinement and reliability. While notably smaller than its bigger brothers, the Freelander 2 does not at all compromise your on or off-road driving experience. The Freelander 2 offers a spacious cabin which ensures that all occupants enjoy a comfortable ride. In addition, its design allows for ample load-space which is always useful for longer journeys and our trips back to our hometown or affectionately called ‘balik kampong’ in our local lingo.
Equipped with Land Rover’s Terrain Response system, you can be rest assured that the Freelander 2 will tackle the challenges presented by any terrain, with the system responding and reconfiguring the engine, transmission, suspension, throttle and traction as necessary. Further enhancing drivability is the Command Driving Position which allows for enhanced visibility and better control at the wheel. Be it simple drive from point A-B or long distance journeys, you will certainly find a reliable companion in the Freelander 2, which incidentally has record fuel consumption figures to boot.
For more information, kindly visit our official website www.landrover.com.my
Images via Land Rover Malaysia

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ADVENTURE ESSENTIALS – BE A BOYSCOUT WILL YA?

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It can be frustrating when you’ve passed the point of no return on a road-trip, only to find you’ve forgotten something important. Especially when you’re going to be enjoying the countryside for days and possibly living out of your automobile, you will want to cram in as many modern-day conveniences as possible. However, overpacking with unnecessary items is no good either. Here are some essentials you should not leave for your next adventure without.
Full CheckupThough it might be tempting to just jump in the car and leave, a full service and checkup is advisable especially if you’re going on a long trip, and will be exerting the car more than usual. In addition, make sure your car’s toolbox is complete and the spare is inflated. 

Updated MapsGPS is awesome, and if you don’t have one yet, you should get one for your next long distance trip. Those little guys are lifesavers when in unfamiliar territory. If you have one already, make sure all your maps are updated before you embark.
Smart-devices & Car chargers.In case of GPS failure, smartphones and tablets make for a great backup and can make searching for destinations easier with a multitude of apps designed to help you get to popular locations. Plus, if you really get in a jam, you can call for assistance… as long as they’re properly charged.
Playlist
If you’re going with a group, don’t be selfish. Get everyone’s input on what should be on the playlist.
Snacks & DrinksWhile bags of chips may be the most convenient, they take up unnecessary space being filled mostly with air. Go for tubes, boxes and canned stuff which will be easier to pack more of, helping to ensure nobody goes hungry on those impromptu picnics. As with the playlist, get input from your passengers regarding the food and drinks to be brought along.

Toiletries & First Aid
Paper towels, wet-wipes and sanitizer are must haves if you’re leaving civilization, and in a situation where no outhouse is available. For first aid purposes, bring painkillers, plasters, and ointment for minor cuts.

Pillows & Earplugs
Everyone needs to get some sleep on a trip. Bring sufficient pillows and earplugs for those who really need some shuteye.

Camera
What good is a road trip if you have no pictures or videos to show?

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HUMPDAY BAR TRICKS

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Happy humpday. If you’re in limbo just dying for the week to end, some mid-week drinks might be just the thing for you. Instead of just brooding in the dark corner of some bar, you could spice up your evening with some nifty bar tricks – the sort you could use to win yourself a few free drinks or to get your mates to drink up and order a fresh jug.
Check out this video for some lesser seen ones which are sure to impress both ladies and gentlemen, which we’re sure you can pull off with a bit of practice:

In addition to that, you can now bet your pals that you don’t need to drink to get drunk… that is if you have the body chemistry necessary to pull this stunt off.

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CAT COUTURE: THESE FELINES AIN’T CATCHING NO MICE

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Is your cat’s style starting to let you down just a little bit? Well, let this woe of yours be solved then. Have your cat keep up to your trending style with United Bamboo’s luxury cat clothing line, which they feature on an annual calendar that they price at fifty bucks.
The 2014 calendar was only just released yesterday, on the 1st of October. Not just any cat can be featured on this cat calendar, though – although this tradition first started out using cats from friends and family members of the United Bamboo team, the brand this timewent on an Instagram campaign hunt to find talented felines to feature the brand’s miniature duplicates of United Bamboo’s runway fashion – your cat had to look stylish in the clothes, as well as look great on camera. A couple of favourites that have been chosen by the brand for the calendar, include  Jasper, a part Maine coon, part domestic longhair cat, and Huxtable, a hairless gentle-tomcat who apparently will walk on a leash.
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They say fashion is unapologetic. But the look on this cat says otherwise…
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The next three were some models featured in the 2011 calendar:
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This one’s got into the daily casual pose of catching an imaginary rat.
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cat-fashion-Januar_1773586iThe very  red-eyes-black-sparkly-dress “vampire” look.
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cat-fashion-may_1773579iI don’t know bout you but this kitty does NOT look happy.
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Cat crazy owners can get their paws on these ridiculously priced outfits that go up to USD 100 per piece. A small price to pay for catty style. For all those other kitties out there that didn’t make the cut for the 2014 calendar, there’ll always be the next year and the year after that. Here’s a look at what it takes to be a cat model:

So work on your attitude, groom that fur, and practise your different poses if you want to be on top!

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Tuesday, 1 October 2013

THINK STABILITY, THINK CHICKENS

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The smartphone camera competition is heating up, and LG is playing Chicken with… well… a chicken! Few people would take being associated with a chicken as a compliment, but the folks at LG have recently proudly compared their image stabilization technology in the LG G2 to that of a chicken!  And while the video should be taken with a tablespoon of salt, we cannot agree more that the idea behind this viral video is genius!

LG seems to know how to get us watching, liking, and sharing their witty videos. If you liked this, then you’d LOVE this one that they did to promote their Ultra High Definition TV!